1) Do you have the guts to answer these questions? Yes. I’m probably just dumb enough.
2) Would you do meth if it was legalized? No, but only because I’m too vein (and we all know how meth ages you). I’d do the more expensive drugs.
3) Abortion: for or against it? I’m basically a walking vacuum cleaner. I’ll give any girl a ride to and from planned parenthood any day of the week.
4) Do you think the world would fail with a female president? Nah, getting rid of the machismo of the office could actually do us a favor.
5) Do you believe in the death penalty? No, for many reasons. One being I wouldn’t want the state to put anyone to death in MY NAME. Second, the death penalty happens PERCENTAGE WISE to more visual minorities. That said, if someone did something bad to someone I loved I would want them prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
6) Do you think marijuana should be legalized already? Yes.
7) Are you for or against premarital sex? For. Many times, for.
8) Do you believe in God? I say no, but I question a lot. I have a hard time believing that god is all knowing or all loving, so that pretty much cancels out all major religions.
9) Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized? Yes. Gay rights seem like a “duh” to me.
10) Do you think it’s wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA? No, I think they embody the American dream and we should appreciate that.
11) A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it? Only if she wants it. Also, there should be institutions to help girls like this. So all you pro-lifers, why don’t you put your money somewhere helpful and invest in abortion alternatives and/or adopt a needy child?
12) Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen? Yes, but only so Americans can learn to drink responsibly and not look like DOUCHES abroad.
13) Should the war in Iraq be called off? I think we need to support the Iraqis that put themselves on the line to help us. We created a mess and a war where there should have been none and now we have to clean that up the best way we can.
14) Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree? No. Just watch “The Sea Inside.” If you want to do, you should be allowed to die safely and with dignity.
15) Do you believe in spanking your children? Yeah… I do but only when other methods have been exhausted. Judge me.
16) Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars? Yes. I’d burn 10, dance on them and then put the flag pole up my ass… for a million dollars.
17) Who do you think would make a better president? John Kerry! He’s always been my favorite.
18) Do you think Obama will be killed? No, the conservatives don’t want to create a martyr.
19) Should child predators be forced to wear signs identifying themselves? No, after serving time they should be treated as rehabilitated, that’s what our legal system is based on. However, I do think there should be some kind of public record so you can look up the people who are caring for your children. This is very controversial, but I think that proven child predators should be chemically castrated, meaning robbed of their sex drive. This was done with lithium to inmates int he 50’s and 60’s and I think that we should do that to all proven child predators…. just an idea.
20) Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers? Nah, I think 99.9% of my friends agree with me or at least understand where I’m coming from.
(via dsfincannon)